If you’ve ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve likely played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are incredibly easy and universally understood. But on the off-chance you are seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You begin by introducing a dilemma of two equally dreadful-looking (or sometimes equally enticing options to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex with a dog and nobody in the entire world knows you did it, or would you rather not have sex with a dog, and everybody in the entire world believes you did it?”
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with this kind of impossible scenario. When they decide the things that they consider to be the less awful of two atrocious situations, it’s their turn to come up with a dilemma for you.
The game is a regular section on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to select the things that they believe to be the best of two horrific scenarios. The questions are nutty and horrible: “Would you rather eat a whole Christmas tree, or have all of your children have Jim Carrey’s face from The Grinch tattooed on their chests?” is one question Aukerman posed to comic Patton Oswalt.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little creativity. But it’s only as entertaining as the people you play with. There’s no denying that the more illogical and occasionally X-rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.
For a bit of inspiration, below are some uneasy propositions compiled from Reddit, either.io, plus our sick, sick imaginations.
The best “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather develop pounds or be prohibited from the net for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photograph of you be the theme of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather unintentionally “enjoy” a two-year-old photograph of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mother?
Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you’ve got sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or treat a rare kind of cancer?
When you die, would you rather have your credit card statement or your Google search history released?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?
Would you rather be in a real life version of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be permanently prohibited from Tinder or be permanently prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you reside?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the aptitude vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their photos on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capability to discover why someone you are dating ghosts on you or the capability to see genuine ghosts?
Would you rather lose all of the photos you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all of the books you have?
Would you rather gain friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise on the job or keep your smartphone and also the same wages?
Would you rather be able to select the individual who becomes the following President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the remainder of your own life or just LaCroix for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be forced to host a big dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?
Would you rather lose your ability to text or lose your capability to give a high five?
Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your own life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capability to utilize GPS for the remainder of your own life or lose the aptitude use a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your own life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather have the capability to see every text that wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have naked photos of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you know or accidentally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a medical insurance provider hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather have Trump win the presidential election or have the voice in your head sound like Trump for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather constantly get stuck in traffic or constantly have a extremely slow internet connection?
Would you rather get selected for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the road by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be forced to see your friends only once a month or lose Twitter followers every month?
Would you rather have unlimited storage space in your iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or be made to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a condemned killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the rest of the internet control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather have every photograph on your own cellphone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandmother read your text messages with your significant other?
Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who is inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?
Would you rather have the aptitude teleport each single time you fart or heal any wound by shouting at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never be able to use computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a glance at your Mom or your Dad’s internet history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently prohibited from your Instagram web feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi asserting against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there’s a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a chilly three months out of the year or must see a physician to get viral marketing out of your head?
Would you rather always use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate by means of a string of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a winner on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment captured in a GIF that goes viral or face your biggest fear?
Would you rather never need to improve your personal computer or never need to improve your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, cash, equipment, and lifestyle or ending offense around the world for good but be poor and undetected?
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